x gli scimmiati dal 60csx..

[berta]

We're going a little bit off topic here, but.. to answer your question:
it's well known that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood..

[condor]

questa è come quella:
Who's on first...


.... tell me who's the pitcher...
Tomorrow
I wan't to know it today...
I'm telling you! Tomorrow...

o meglio ancora

I wanted a fork on the table..
detta dall'italoamericano in viaggio business..
la sai?

[berta]

no, non la so..

[condor]

I go to a hotel, they gimme a room.
I go up and look at the bed, ther's a pillow, a blanket... but ther's only one sheet.
I call down the doormen... I said I wanted two sheet, he says 'go to the toilet' I say 'you no understand, I want to sheet on the bed!'
Then a go down for dinner, there's a spoon, there'a knife... but ther's no fork... so I call the waitress 'I wanna fork'...
she says 'go to the brothel!'
you no understand... I wanna fork on the table...
etc etc

poi c'è un solo pezzo di toast nel piatto la mattina a colazione e lui invece ne vuole 'two piece' .... on the plate...

ma volendo si può intonare sulla falsa riga di 'yesterday':

siphilis
it all starded with a simple kiss
now it even hurts to take a piss
oh how did I get siphilis


leprosy
I'm not half the man I use to be
all my skin is folling off of me
oh how did I get leprosy...