[condor]

I go to a hotel, they gimme a room.
I go up and look at the bed, ther's a pillow, a blanket... but ther's only one sheet.
I call down the doormen... I said I wanted two sheet, he says 'go to the toilet' I say 'you no understand, I want to sheet on the bed!'
Then a go down for dinner, there's a spoon, there'a knife... but ther's no fork... so I call the waitress 'I wanna fork'...
she says 'go to the brothel!'
you no understand... I wanna fork on the table...
etc etc

poi c'è un solo pezzo di toast nel piatto la mattina a colazione e lui invece ne vuole 'two piece' .... on the plate...

ma volendo si può intonare sulla falsa riga di 'yesterday':

siphilis
it all starded with a simple kiss
now it even hurts to take a piss
oh how did I get siphilis


leprosy
I'm not half the man I use to be
all my skin is folling off of me
oh how did I get leprosy...